So, as it turns out, this is actually pretty rare; many fans of Roald Dahl don't even know this story and the only audiobook version publically available is read by Andrew Scott. So, here's the original version, read by Martin Jarvis, which I happened to have and figured I would share with the world. You're welcome.

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